‘So here I am, 5 minutes ago, slightly bored at work (and yet it still awaits in great mountains of emails) and I google 'Grendel'. Vanity has driven me, because after all, am I not the most notable blogger named Grendel in the Googlverse? Alas and alak it appears I am not and I discovered your Grendel Blog.
"Bastard" I think, but he likes Asimov, hmmm.
Downgrade bastard to mere "Prick".
Oh, and he likes Star Wars, AND I Claudius - there's got to be something I can hate the uber-ranker for, Ahhhhhh he's a "Pommy" That'll do!
That and he's dealt such a crushing blow to my vanity.’
Of course as a Pom monster I much prefer tea and beer served at room temperature.